Born on a hill side north of Knoxville. On the day of my birth I walked to the fridge, grabbed a cold PBR and settled down with Dad to watch Coach Battles boys play on TV. Listening to him I learned how to properly critique a coaching staff, with lots and lots of profanity. Through the years I have had my problems with Coaches of all sports. But there has never been one that brought out the sheer disdain and venom that the imbecile Fulmer does. I found a place to vent my frustrations when I became a proud MonVol.

Now that Mike Hamilton has liberated the Vol nation, I will direct my full attention to eliminating the remaining Fulmeristas and inflicting as much suffering on our rivals as possible.